Met Gala Red Carpet Reviews: Part 1

I was almost crying when I figured out that I was missing the Met Gala once again. I have always wanted to go and see it. How cool would it be to photo bomb a red carpet shot? (Although that is almost impossible to do.)   It is also convenient considering I am just a walk away from it. But no, I have to wait another year and then I will go for sure.
(That's what I said last year)
But I mean it this time.

So I now after this little sob story I present to you the best and worst dressed of  The Met Gala 2013 PUNK: Chaos to Couture

So let's kick things off with the worst and make our way to the the best.

THE BAD:

Photo: http://www.popsugar.com/Miley-Cyrus-Met-Gala-2013-30389097

This dress puts Marc Jacobs to shame. It looks as if Miley has been caught in a fisherman's net on route to the Gala. Her hair looks like she has been electrocuted and didn't bother fixing it.


Second Place goes to.....

Photo: http://www.celebuzz.com

I honestly dont know what Kim is trying to do here. Is she concerned there wont be enough flowers at the event and is now trying to add her own? This dress is neither punk nor pretty in any way whatsoever. This dress should be hidden in the attic and never seen again because it will still be ugly in 50 years. I have one question for Kim and designer Riccardo Tisci: Was there some contest of who could cover the most skin because Kim definitely won. You can't even see her hands.  The dress includes sewn on gloves. 




And your award for worst dressed celebrity to go down in history for the  Met Gala 2013 goes to
.........
.....................





Zandra Rhodes wearing who knows what

Photo: http://www.styleite.com/media/met-gala-2013-red-carpet/#7

I find this especially sad because Zandra is a fashion designer herself. I will not be buying anything made by her for a very long time.
 maybe even ever
[Insert Gasp here]

It will take me years to live this dress down. If I was wearing something as bad as that, I would not be smiling.
 I wouldn't even smile for the red carpet cameras.
Yes, this is how much I hate this dress.

The severe flaws of this dress are pretty obvious so I wont go into too much detail.
I just have a couple of things I would like to get out about this dress.
1. It looks like a zombie learning how to sew.
2. What is with all the strings?
3. The pink hair does not compliment the dress IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER!
5. She took the punk theme a little too literally.
6. I realize now while proof reading that I was so into explaining my hatred towards this dress that I  forgot to put in a number four.
7. I am not going to even bother changing it.

I will post the bests tomorrow.